oh, you better stop - Stop - Before You tear me all apart You better stop - Stop.An item in used but good condition. l find you lied And l can't believe it's true Wrapped in her arms l see you across the street l see you across the street And l can't help but wonder lf she knows what's going on You talk of love But don't know how it feels When you realise You're not the only one Everything will be lovely and we'll have sex in the kitchen. Talking to her is like swimming in a sea and being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish.Īll that l have is all that you've given. Friends spend years finding you a boyfriend, then instantly tell you to dump him. equally serene and equally beautiful Professore Giovana Dabrache. Forget the Sistine Chapel, first example of a poof interior designer gone mad. Forget the Forum, definitely forget the Coliseum, no fun now they can't slaughter Christians. my friends'motto was ''When in Rome, do as many Romans as you can.'' But if your tastes are marginally more highbrow, l also have tips. This is Bridget Jones reporting from a big vat of excrement. l am a journalist of the highest standards and integrity. ls this the end of my career? No, it can't be. Obviously it's important to tell one's boyfriend how nice he looks naked, but l have crucial, Pulitzer Prize winning journalism to do. L cannot believe how fantastic shagging was last night. So, as you can see, the incredible truth is the wilderness years are over. Not a fuckwit, alcoholic, workaholic, pervert or megalomaniac, but total sex god and human rights lawyer. Well, he thinks l have anyway, which is practically the same thing.a dream come true. He's given up being snooty, and l've given up smoking. Or to put it another way, ecstatic shags.
Who cares about the odd professional hiccup? l've been in a functional relationship with an adult male for six wonderful weeks, four fabulous days and seven precious hours. The question is.: what happens after you walk off into the sunset?
Nobody does it better Makes me feel sad for the rest Nobody does it Half as good as you Baby, baby Darling, you're the best Baby, you're the best. Honestly, you forget just one teeny, weeny detail and everyone treats you like an idiot. Skydiving.: a dangerous bane to the countryside and emergency services, or a safe and exhilarating hobby? Well. Bridget Jones, what the fuck are you doing? Maria and Captain Von Trapp, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Mark Darcy and Bridget Jones. You always wonder how it's going to work out at the end of the story. But this year, there was one crucial difference.
Lt was, as usual, crammed full with some of the most dangerous perverts in the UK, disguised as close, personal friends of my parents. Once again l was summoned, kicking and screaming, to my mother's turkey curry buffet, where l've had some of the most shaming experiences of my life.
Script-O-Rama afterwards for more free movie scripts!
Tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally Transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason.
This script is a transcript that was painstakingly Helen Fielding book starring Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, etc. Script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie based on the Script - Dialogue TranscriptVoila! Finally, the Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Renee Zellweger movie